this is so adorable and omG I JUST NOTICED THE FRIDGE
ARE THOSE HEADS???
earthbound Instant Revitalizing Machine on the counter? Amazing. 10/10.
today in history class we had this easy quiz and the question was who is the vice president and i raised my hand to say joe biden but i accidentally said joe jonas
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
Psyking is the shiznez lol
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
Why would you do this to me?
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me and said “we’re Gran Turismo, duh” AND JUST DROVE AWAY
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME
i have made a huge mistake
i’m so uncomfortable
I scrolled down hoping for an explanation and there was none.
reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage